I have met my husband. I don't know his name...nor do i know if he is literate or not, but he is just so beautiful that i'm convinced i could overlook many things. I spied him at the gym. I think i'll be working out a lot more. I'm going karaokeing with Dianna and a few people, but really all i can think right now is "How in the hell am i going to strike up a conversation with Mr. Right (now)?"
Suggestions would be appreciated. Anyone whose suggestion i go with, will win a prize. Especially if it works. So start cranking those game engines (game as in "i need some game").
posted by Audra @ 6:27 PM
9 Comments:
I didnt know you could be so shallow. Why dont you just say "I want to sleep with him" Marrying him is a bit of jump. Especially if he is box of rocks dumb and you arent horny. You will wish you werent married then.
Billy
Whoa Billy...that was definitely some unnecessary roughness. Completely uncalled for.
Im a blunt person. Call it like i see it sometimes. I cant be 100% supportive on everything.
But its your blog and i could also say nothing.
Billy
No...you aren't a blunt person...you're an asshole at times. There's a big difference. Normally i would keep my mouth shut about this and let you look like an ass, but that was just completely unnecessary! It's like you missed the total point of me EVER writing anything in my blog. It's called embellishment and exaggeration for entertainment effect.
ask him to help you with something, like learning to lift freeweights or spot you on the bench press...
I'd try - "Hi, I'm Audra"
-Hay
Just start doing jumping jacks in front of him, or maybe squats... That will get his attention. ;) lol jk I am not much help with this I know. Hopefully Indy is treating you well!
-Justin-
This may be a bit forward, but he would defiantly talk to you if you just stuck your hand down his pants. Oh, and Billy... you really need to get laid.
Are you offering yourself to me Sara?
Billy
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