Fashion tip for the day:
If any of your socks are showing when you stand up...that means your pants are too short. Also...clogs look especially bad when your pants down cover them completely. So please...for the sake of those with sensitive fashion sense, do us all a favor, and buy longer pants. Here's a hint...if you bought them when you were in the 6th grade...they are probably too short!
PS. Muffin tops don't look good on anyone...not even super models (assuming they'd actually have them). If you don't know what a muffin top is...then you are beyond hope.
posted by Audra @ 4:51 PM
4 Comments:
What a bitch
Billy
i like muffins. blueberry, chocolate... mmmm muffins
-hay
You're preachin to the choir here, darlin'. I also hate cankles, too-tight t-shirts and those skinny jeans that non-skinny people are wearing.
However, I'm fine with cleavage. so, you know, there's hope.
I have to special order pants online to get them long enough. Most stores only carry up to a 34 length and I need at least a 35. I try to always wear pants of a proper length but I have found that the worst offenders are the 35-55 year old engineers. You will also be proud to know that I think of you almost every morning when I get dressed to make sure I don't break the black/brown rule.
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