1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?
no idea

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
um...i only have one on my left shoulder blade. It's more of a birthmark though. Or so my mom says.

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Definitely Mr. White.

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
when i was like 13

5. What body part do you wash first?
hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
Always

7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I can move my big toe independently of the rest of my toes

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie

9. What's your favorite flavored pringle?
sour cream and onion

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
a little personal don't you think?

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i left my clothes in the laundry room after my dad told me to take them to my room

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I can parallel park like a mo fo. Maybe that should be my weird talent!

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
nope. But i have had two dates in one weekend.

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
never

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
i don't know.

16. In one word, describe your butt.
squishy?

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yup

18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like? Guys: Choose between Dr. Phil, Larry the Cable Guy, Barney Fife, and Billy Bob Thorton.
I'm not really like any of them. But maybe Oprah? Minus being black. And living in Chicago. And having a fortune. And a make up artist. So really...i'm not like Oprah at all!

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Incapable of an emotional commitment

20. did you ever french kiss before you where 16?
yup

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
no

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
um...no one. Columbo?

23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
yeah. It was terrible and wonderful all at the same time.

24. You're in a public bathroom and there's no toilet paper. What do you do?
ask the person next to you to help you out.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
Condoms. I was scarred for life after that.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Punk. My daddy still calls me that.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Probably last week at work

28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex's locker room?
i can hardly stand the stench in there, so no.

29. What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving?
Changed clothes

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no. But i used to be a notorious fingernail biter.

31. How do you eat your cookies?
Oreos: twist and put two cremes together. Dip in milk until soggy.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
nope. But i do wear a wrist brace on my right hand. I have some problems without it.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone.
uh...dance naked?

34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?
can't say that i do

35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
No. But i played one on TV. Or more accurately on a stage.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
not many. 4 beers will get me buzzing.

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? What kind?
what kind of quiz is this?

38. How often do you clean out your ears?
every day

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
fold

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
i dunno. I've never counted. Whenever i get the urge

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
i'm sure i did as a child.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar or a party?
flashed a group of guys to win a contest

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
nope

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
yeah

46.Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
lol no. But that would be pretty embarrassing!

47. Have you ever played naked twister?
sadly no!

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no. That is seriously against policy

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister or roomate more attractive?
no

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
sure thing. As long as i get Justin Timberlake in the process