Trying to sound intelligent

I have nothing witty to put here...clearly i am not doing a good job of sounding intelligent.

Friday, September 22, 2006

I haven't been sleeping well i don't think. When my alarm went off at 6:30 to remind me it's time to go running, i woke up in a very odd state. When i opened my eyes, i was suddenly scared, cold and felt incredibly alone. It dawned on me that I haven't routinely slept in the same bed with someone in 2 years. That's when my bed felt remarkably large. It's amazing how that happens. I would like to believe these feelings were sparked by some sort of bad dream. Being as I'm notorious for bad dreams, i think that's a pretty good assumption. It probably didn't help that i read a scary book last night. I gotta cut that out!

Gotta get back to work. Thank God it's Friday.

Back from work, and i am now an official nerd. In fact...i should get the Nerd of the Week award. I wear a lab coat at work (duh..i'm a chemist). I have three pockets, two around my hips and one up on my chest. In the lower pockets I carry my fine permanent marker, my medium permanent marker, my spatula, and my evidence keys. In my breast pocket I carry a pen. The pocket by the way is on the inside of the coat. I decide to stop sampling evidence and put all my stuff away. Including my writing tools in their appropriate pockets. I go wash dishes in the sink, and 20 minutes later I walk to my desk. As i look down, I notice a HUGE ink stain on my lab coat. Yeah...me and my smartness, I forgot to put the cap back on my pen when i put it in my pocket. It's a good thing i get a new lab coat on Mondays! So now i need a pocket protector i think.

2 Comments:

At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evidence keys. Thanks i needed to know where those were. I have some evidence to contaminate.


Billy

 
At 12:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Odd... you started your job first. But, I ruined a shirt with an ink pen first.
Who's the bigger dork?

 

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