Trying to sound intelligent

I have nothing witty to put here...clearly i am not doing a good job of sounding intelligent.

Monday, August 07, 2006

This survey looked fun and different from all the others. Also, i'm way nervous about tonight. I'm cooking dinner for the Paramedic. Date number 4. And they all say the way to a man's heart is through is stomach. Does this mean if i give him indigestion, heart break is inevitable.

1. Do you say, Hi, to people you dont know?
Often

4. Recite a line from a movie.
Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togwewer todawy.

5. What movie was that from?
The Princess Bride.

6. Do you play by the rules?
yes, i'm a rule nut

7. Name another word for penis...
one eyed trouser snake

8. Do you complain a lot?
not usually

13. Name someone whose plastic surgery turned out poorly.
Hello!!! Michael Jackson!!!

17. Name a TV show or movie, that impacted society.
The Cosby Show. The first show about an African American family that was a success!

18. Name a song that has the word, baby, in it.
uh...Rock a bye baby

21. Name a profession you would NOT like to have.
Garbage Man or Dishwasher

22. Name someone you know, with red hair.
The Paramedic

24. Name something white.
The cover of the August Cosmopolitan

25. Are you better at explaining things, or at performing them?
probably a mix of both. i talk a lot, and gesture at the same time

26. Have you ever been to a boxing match?
nope, but i was at a concert last week where i was next to the mosh pit

28. Do you eat out, or buy groceries, more often?
Buy groceries

29. What month are many of your friends born in?
um...March?

30. If you could have been born a different ethnicity, which one
would you have chosen.
I would want to be a Spaniard.

31. Name another way to say, "Perfect."
Excellent

40. Name a type of dance.
The Hustle

41. Name a type of Martini.
Appletini

45. Name something purple.
One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

46. What is something good about getting older?
Grandkids

47. And something negative?
creeky bones

48. Name a song you really enjoy.
Ho by Ludacris (as in you'ze a ho!)

50. Name a bar or a restaurant that really impressed you.
A french restaurant in London. I can't remember the name.

1 Comments:

At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I flew over you yesterday evening. I said hello. But we were cruising at 38,000 feet, so I didn't know if you heard me.

-hay

 

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