Yesterday at church i saw this old man backing out of his parking spot. Then he hit a suburban that was parked behind him, except he didn't stop. He continued to back up...then pulled away. He didn't even look back, because he didn't realize he had hit a HUGE SUV. Scary to think that people like that are still allowed to have driver's license. I stick to my theory that old people behind the wheel are just as impaired as drunk people.
Today...i saw this guy in full biker regalia (including leather chaps and bandana on his head) driving...wait for it...a scooter!!! And not only was he driving this scooter at 35 mph in a 45...he was driving in the left hand lane! If i hadn't been so amused i would have been pissed!

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good thing you weren't so amused that you pissed!
-hay
Ha! I saw this kid up here on a scooter - some white dude in baggy pants, black sleeveless shirt, bandana - all he needed was some bling (and something other than a bright yellow scooter). And he was revving his little scooter's engine, and trying to do wheelies with it. He'd rev it up, let off the brake, then plant his feet on the ground and pick the front end up.
He looked so serious, like he was trying to impress the girls next to him. Who were laughing so hard, they almost missed their light.
People who think scooters are hardcore are hilarious.
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