So...i think i may be a sleepwalker. Or at least i was last night.

While i was sleeping...i dreamt that i heard someone walking around my apartment. But i didn't think anything about it because i have the greatest watch dog alive, and if anyone ever came into my house, Columbo would let me know in an instant.

When i woke up, i walked into the living room, and saw something odd next to the door. I turned on the light, and saw the Columbo had made a "mess" in the floor (which was odd in and of itself...but that's another story) However...the thing that got me though was the fact that sitting on top of said "mess" was my house shoes. Perfectly lined up in front of the door. When i picked them up...they were not only sitting on top of the mess...but had seemed to have walked in it.

Now...any thinking person would say "Well...couldn't columbo have dragged your houseshoes over there?" But...he would not have carried both to the same place...nor would he have lined them up perfectly facing the door. Or make it appear as if i had actually walked in the mess.

So my only conclusion here is that i got up while sleeping with the intention of taking columbo outside. I put my houseshoes on, and went to the door. However...at that point i must have stepped in said mess and decided to go clean it up maybe, but went back to the bed instead.

Does this sound plausible to anyone? It would explain why i heard someone walking around my apartment in my sleep, and why columbo wouldn't have barked. Because it was me!