So...i think i may be a sleepwalker. Or at least i was last night.

While i was sleeping...i dreamt that i heard someone walking around my apartment. But i didn't think anything about it because i have the greatest watch dog alive, and if anyone ever came into my house, Columbo would let me know in an instant.

When i woke up, i walked into the living room, and saw something odd next to the door. I turned on the light, and saw the Columbo had made a "mess" in the floor (which was odd in and of itself...but that's another story) However...the thing that got me though was the fact that sitting on top of said "mess" was my house shoes. Perfectly lined up in front of the door. When i picked them up...they were not only sitting on top of the mess...but had seemed to have walked in it.

Now...any thinking person would say "Well...couldn't columbo have dragged your houseshoes over there?" But...he would not have carried both to the same place...nor would he have lined them up perfectly facing the door. Or make it appear as if i had actually walked in the mess.

So my only conclusion here is that i got up while sleeping with the intention of taking columbo outside. I put my houseshoes on, and went to the door. However...at that point i must have stepped in said mess and decided to go clean it up maybe, but went back to the bed instead.

Does this sound plausible to anyone? It would explain why i heard someone walking around my apartment in my sleep, and why columbo wouldn't have barked. Because it was me!

I'm feeling weird today...so beware!

It's cold again...doh!

I'm feeling insecure today.

I wear my headphones because i'd rather you can't talk to me, then know you don't want to.

I love watching Gilmore Girls and eating cookies.

I like doing my laundry naked.

I only eat chicken b/c it's easier than being a complete vegetarian.

I don't want to grow up to be the old lady in the fake fur coat walking in the slush on the sidewalk alone.

I've been working at my job for one year today.

Somedays i can't imagine living with a roomate...and then somedays i can't stand to live alone.

I wanted to be a marine biologist until i realized i didn't like the ocean.

Then i wanted to be a teacher, until i realized i don't like other peoples' kids.

When i'm at work, I desperately want to sing at the top of my lungs!

So i'm gonna be a little mushy and gushy today. I apologize in advance.

I love when i come back from Jason's, and my clothes still smell like him. It's the nicest thing to crawl in the bed, and it's almost like he's there.

Okay...enough of that.

On a sadder note...today is January 11th. Nine years ago today my grandfather passed away. And i miss him just as much now as i did this day nine years ago.

I feel so bad. I don't really have all that many great stories to tell anymore! However...something very interesting happened to me yesterday! Okay...maybe not all that interesting...but at least SOMETHING happened to me. So i drove to Wal-Mart in search of a humidifier b/c if i don't give my skin some relief i'm gonna start molting! As I was driving through the parking lot...I decided that all the other 200,000 people in this damn town also decided to go to the Wal-Mart at Coldwater at the exact same moment as me. So i stalked the parking lot for a while, and finally (hallelujah!) a parking spot opens up! I turn my blinker on and wait for the spot. Only...what do i see coming the other way?? Another car...waiting for the same spot. Well...I inch closer...my blinker CLEARLY on. Then...the guy who was backing out of the spot decided that he wanted to go around me on the right side instead of the left side...and in that fateful moment...i lost the parking spot. That bitch in the other car snuck right in there...even though i had my blinker on! So needless to say i passed by and cussed at her. So...in seeing my prey and having it ripped out of my awaiting jaws...i angrily continue my trek around the parking lot. I was waiting to turn but a car was coming from my right. So i waited for him to go...looked left and started to go...Except there was a Jeep going at least 50 mph in the parking lot!!! (Okay...he was probably going 30...which is still really fast to be driving in a busy parking lot) Anyway...i had to hit the brakes and back up. I apologized...but I was still pissed b/c he was driving too fast! Finally i just parked in the first spot I came too...which was off course as far away from Wal-Mart as possible.

I'm not real sure why these drivers made me so angry...but when i walked into Wal-Mart...if anyone had looked at me...I would have killed them with my glare. Maybe I just needed to vent some anger...I've been pretty calm driving these days.

Today I'm going to listen to Jason's Band (i hope). It should be fun! Hopefully they'll start getting gigs in town and I can be a groupie! hehehe How great would that be??!

That's all i got for now...Today is my first day back to work in like 10 days...hopefully i can get back into the groove quick. I have my mp3 player to help.