So i'm totally convinced that my bath tub mat hates me. Who knew that something as benign as smiling rubber duckies could have such a malicious agenda?! Everytime i step into the shower my bathmat (that is supposed to keep me from falling in the shower) slips, and i nearly go tumbling to my doom. So i replaced my vicious smiling ducks with smaller vicious smiling ducks. Instead of a mat, it's those little cut out thingies. Only today, when i got into the shower, they slid a little too. So...if you guys don't hear from me for a few days, check my shower. It's possible i'll be passed out amid the ducks.