Trying to sound intelligent

I have nothing witty to put here...clearly i am not doing a good job of sounding intelligent.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

So...i've discovered something else that really peeves me. Actually...a few things...i'm going to list...and potentionally elaborate.

1. people who don't say "you're welcome"
2. people who don't say "bless you" or "gezuntight" (no clue how to spell that) when you sneeze
3. People who don't change the battery in their smoke detector and it beeps continuously so loud that the entire apartment buildling can hear it
4. people who keep their mouth open all the time
5. people who bring me bologna as repayment for carrying their groceries up the stairs

elaboration

1. Didn't your mother teach you some god damn manners??
2. see elaboration 1
3. for 2 hours after i came home i had to listen to incessant beeping from a fire alarm with a low battery...after working for 7.5 hours...that's the last thing i want to hear! Turn the damn thing off!!
4. With your mouth open, you just look like a moron! It makes you look like you have an IQ of 75, or that you're trying to catch flies. If you need some protein, eat a steak.
5. Okay...not so much a peeve, just kinda interesting. My old lady neighbor always gives me random gifts...and this time she chose bologna. Except...i don't eat bologna. And haven't eaten it for 9 years. So now i have this huge package of bologna. Columbo is going to be very happy!

I'm sure the list can and will be extended...but 5 is enough bitching for now.

Oh! I'm hoping to go to a haunted house this weekend. I'm so excited...i'm 23 years old...and i've never been to a haunted house before. This is going to be great!! And i carved a pumpkin! I wonderful pumpkin! it is a picture of a with holding a pumpkin. I must say...i did a pretty damn good job! It almost makes me want to carve another pumpkin! Anyone want pumpkin filling?

1 Comments:

At 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Gesundheit" or "gute Gesundheit" means good health

 

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