I am just far too clumsy to be trusted with a curling iron. Are you guys ready for this?? Okay...so several weeks ago, I was curling my hair, close to my neck, and i touched myself briefly. It ended up looking like i had a hickey. Doh! So of course i got major crap at work...but it went away pretty quickly. Ever since then, i've fighting this constant struggle of burning myself with the curling iron. I've really out done myself this time though. On Saturday, while i was curling the back of my hair (which we all know is a tricky situation) i burnt myself. Only...it wasn't just a little burn. We're talking major burn here. Irish girl in the sun for 24 hours, looking like a lobster kinda burn! And it hurts like hell!! And then...as if that wasn't bad enough, i was curling my hair yesterday, and i wasn't wearing my shirt b/c i don't like putting a shirt over wet hair. Well...don't ask me how i did this, but while i was finger styling my hair, somehow i burnt my stomach! How does that happen??!! Can someone please explain it to me? Not nearly as bad as my neck...but it's on my stomach for God's sake!!! So now i have a huge burn on my neck...and one on my stomach too! It's a good thing no one sees me with my shirt off these days!

Oh...and i may be having a weeny roast tonight. I caught Columbo chewing on my favorite (and expensive) pair of shoes! Fortunately no damage was done to the shoes. But if i catch him again, it's gonna be a weeny roast!