Trying to sound intelligent

I have nothing witty to put here...clearly i am not doing a good job of sounding intelligent.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

After much deliberation...i think i've decided on a life's goal. I want to become a hot amazonian woman that wears really tight leather skirts and half haltar tops. This way...i get to walk around barefoot all day. And hot guys always land on your deserted island...so i'll have some good looking guy all to myself on my island as i walk around in my tight leather. What do you guys think? I already really like not wearing any shoes and i think it would be kinda nice to walk around on my own island with my own personal man toy. :-) So...the real question is...how to implement said plan. Right now i'm on step 6 of 64. (This is a joke...at work yesterday they told us they were going to implement Justice Trax into our computer system...and it'll be done by December but they're on step 6 of 64) Anyway I think the first thing I need to do is book myself a small plane that is slightly unreliable so it will gently land on a deserted island. So...as soon as i get this taken care of...i can move on to step 7.

So update on Operation SEAM. It's been a little of a week since the operation took off...and thus far it's going eh. It's not difficult to not date b/c i don't have any options. So that makes that easy. It's more of an inner struggle with my self-esteem I think. I guess the good part about all this is...I know that i'm alone by choice...and not by an uncontrollable situation. So that helps a little.

Well...that's all i have for this morning...but the day is still young...so I may have something for later.

1 Comments:

At 9:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Step 8: Change heritage from Irish'y to not irish'y.

 

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