Whoa...so someone told me today that i attract drama like a magnet...and quite amazingly...i think i do. Not in the sense that bad stuff always happen or drama is always happening. But in the sense that little stupid piddly stuff...like a guy yelling "suck it" to me always seems to happen to me! Which was thus the point of starting this blog. And this weekend was certainly no different than any other time.

My One Day Trip To Indy:

So...i get up on saturday morning and prepare for my drive to Indy. I watch a few cartoons...lounge on the couch for a while...and then i do a little laundry and take a shower. All in preparation to leave my house by 10:00. (i'm usually up between 7:30-8 on the weekends...i know...i'm nuts) So...i leave my house at 9:55 to go get my oil changed at Grease Monkey before i take off to Indy. I'm the only customer there and i think "Great!! I'll be in and out of here in a jiff!" Well...i obviously had a moron mechanic b/c it took them 45 minutes to change my freakin' oil! I mean seriously! Give me a break!!!! So i don't leave for Indy until about 11. Which...whatever...no big deal...just a little inconvenient. Well...so i'm driving along...minding my own business...when at the Muncie exit there's a detour off the highway. Three cop cars are totally blocking the interstate south bound...there's no accident...and no construction as far as i can see. So i'm detouring through BFE Indiana with no clue where i am. Because of course there are no detour signs...and no one directing traffic. So...i'm getting frustrated at this point....b/c i'm lost...i don't have an atlas...no idea where i'm going...and i'm pissed off b/c i'm not on the interstate and i'm driving through Smalltown Indiana. Which we all know i'm not a big fan of. So...i finally end up on 32 and drive all the way from Muncie to Noblesville on 32 before hitting 37 back down to 69. Well...Muncie is like exit 41...i got back on 69 at exit 5. Needless to say...i was pissed. So it took me 3 hours to get to Indy instead of the usual 2. Not a happy camper was i. So i see Dianna's condo and Bridget and we had a good time this weekend. However...i'm riding in the back seat of the car...not hurting anyone...when this guy walks by us (we're stopped at a light) and he starts staring at us in the car. Now i know we're hot and all...but for shit's sake...be more subtle!! Girls like a little mystery! Well...so i'm kinda lookin' at him like he's a weirdo. Well..then he makes this ridiculous OBSCENE tongue gesture at me!!! I was totally appalled...(and of course laughing my ass off...b/c what i'm i gonna do...jump out of my car and jump his bones on the sidewalk? I mean...honestly!) Well...then he walks off likes he all that and a bag of chips...only to turn around and grab his boob. Hm...i'm not sure what to think about that. But...whatever....maybe he wanted to make sure they were still there. Hehehe. So then i'm driving back from Indy to Fort Wayne...just truckin' along talking to Allen...when all of a sudden my contact JUMPS out of my eye. Okay...maybe it wasn't all of a sudden...it kinda moved...and when i tried to move it back it fell out. But...still...JUMPED out of my eye!! So...i'm driving down the interstate trying to get this contact back in b/c i'm blind as a bat!! Well i can't get it back in...so i just had to give up the ghost and throw it out. But now i'm driving with one contact in. Now...i could have stopped and got my glasses. But then that would require messing up the "flow" of driving...and i was getting terrific gas mileage!!! So...i'm driving with only one contact in. And i didnt' realize how bad my depth perception really was. I mean...i could see fine with the one in b/c i'm right eye dominant and that's the contact that was remaining...but when i would cover up my right eye just to experiment...(hehehe...i get bored in the car sometimes) i couldn't see shit! I mean...i have never been able to drive without corrected vision...so driving sans lens was a new experience to say the least. Well...that was pretty much the end of my drama for the weekend...so hopefully my week will be a little less eventful. :-D