This will be the third time i've tried to post this up...so hopefully third time is a charm. Last week was pretty unexciting...which is why i didn't have much to say...but i do have a few funny stories to relate!

Funny story #1

So i was driving home from work on friday and there was this motorcycle with a little riding car attached to the side. You know what i mean? it kinda looks like a bumper car but it's a one seater i guess for someone who doesn't feel like riding on the back of a motorcycle. Anyway...this motorcycle and it's little thingy go over a speed bump and the kid sitting in the thingy almost FLEW out of his seat! It was the funniest thing. He had to grab on to the windshield just to stay in. I thought i was gonna pee on myself!!!

Funny story #2

Once again i was driving home...only it wasn't friday it was sunday and it was at night. So i'm driving along and i pull up to this stop light. And a guy pulls up next to me with his rap music blaring and he's pimpin in his ride. So i avoid all eye contact and mind my own business. And of course...when the light turns green he floors the accelerator to demonstrate to me exactly how small his penis really is. While this display of too much testosterone is all well and good...there's one problem. He was rollin' in a mini van with his wedding ring flashing in the moonlight. Now this wasn't some kid who had his momma's van...it was a middle aged man who must have detached the ball and chain for the night long enough to show me exactly what was under the hood of that bad mama jama. Anyway...i found it highly amusing.

Funny story #3 and 4

So this isn't really all that funny...but more of a chuckle kind of story. Today some of the girls in the lab (and i helped a little) decorated the fingerpring analyst's office. Now...you may remember from a few posts ago that i spoke of the guy at work who was walking around the lab like he was dead b/c he was getting married. This is the same guy here. So anyway...his office is now complete with a flowery border, some potpourri, candles, tampons, pads, bath soaps, and little hearts and not to mention a "silk" flowery chair cover to complete his transition of castration. It was hilarious. He comes back from his honeymoon tomorrow...so...it could be a good story of what he thinks about it. And on my way to lunch today i saw this hideous orange car that had huge tires on the back and little bity tires on the front. It was some big ol' jalope and i swear it looked like the car was about to take a face plant into the asphalt it was so off balance. How can anyone drive a car like that? You'd fall out through the windshield.

So those are my interesting stories from the last few days. Hopefully i'll have some more good ones coming. Oh...my computer is being a total basket case...so posts may be a little less frequent due to technical problems. Just bear with me here until i can get a new one.

First off i'd like to say...Happy Hump Day!

This week has been kinda interesting i guess. My subpoena for Tuesday ended up getting stipulated (which means both parties accepted my results, and didn't need to me to testify) so i didn't have to testify on Tuesday. Which was nice. However...yesterday i received a subpoena for today! And they did end up needing me. So i went to my first court appearance today. It lasted only 10 minutes and was pretty straight forward. But boy was i a nervous wreck. The defense asked a few questions...but nothing really important. There was one woman in the jury who kept smiling...so i just looked at her. My supervisor went with me...so that made it a little more nerve wrecking b/c i wasn't the only "expert" in the room. But i think he was pleased with my testimony. So now it's all and done and i've officially been qualified as an expert witness in the state of Indiana. Go me.

On slightly less cheerful news...my dog, Barney, of 15 years was put down yesterday. It was very sad. He's the first pet i've ever lost. He was a good dog, and I remember the day when we picked him out. He was so ugly that only a momma could love him. But my brother and i just loved him to pieces...scraggly hair and all. It's amazing how much an animal becomes a part of your life. I wasn't as upset as i thought i would be...but we all knew it was coming. It just makes me think about losing columbo. I know it's silly to love your dog so much...but i will be so sad when i have to put columbo down. I just don't even like thinking about it.

I really think it's easier to love dogs than it is to love people sometimes. Dogs are always forgiving...and they never say mean or nasty things. You never worry if they love you as much as you love them b/c you know for a fact they do. Even though they can't say i love you...you just know that they do. You never worry if they think you're too fat...or if your nose is too big...or if that outfit looks tacky on you. They still love you no matter what. And when you have to scold them...they don't hold it against you. They don't blame you for their mistakes. If only people could be more like dogs. I think people would get along a lot better. I want to love people more like my dog loves me. I've also seen a good bumper sticker that says "God, please help me to be the person my dog thinks i am." I think that's a great idea. B/c if i was as wonderful as columbo thinks i am...i'd be a pretty great person.

Whoa...so someone told me today that i attract drama like a magnet...and quite amazingly...i think i do. Not in the sense that bad stuff always happen or drama is always happening. But in the sense that little stupid piddly stuff...like a guy yelling "suck it" to me always seems to happen to me! Which was thus the point of starting this blog. And this weekend was certainly no different than any other time.

My One Day Trip To Indy:

So...i get up on saturday morning and prepare for my drive to Indy. I watch a few cartoons...lounge on the couch for a while...and then i do a little laundry and take a shower. All in preparation to leave my house by 10:00. (i'm usually up between 7:30-8 on the weekends...i know...i'm nuts) So...i leave my house at 9:55 to go get my oil changed at Grease Monkey before i take off to Indy. I'm the only customer there and i think "Great!! I'll be in and out of here in a jiff!" Well...i obviously had a moron mechanic b/c it took them 45 minutes to change my freakin' oil! I mean seriously! Give me a break!!!! So i don't leave for Indy until about 11. Which...whatever...no big deal...just a little inconvenient. Well...so i'm driving along...minding my own business...when at the Muncie exit there's a detour off the highway. Three cop cars are totally blocking the interstate south bound...there's no accident...and no construction as far as i can see. So i'm detouring through BFE Indiana with no clue where i am. Because of course there are no detour signs...and no one directing traffic. So...i'm getting frustrated at this point....b/c i'm lost...i don't have an atlas...no idea where i'm going...and i'm pissed off b/c i'm not on the interstate and i'm driving through Smalltown Indiana. Which we all know i'm not a big fan of. So...i finally end up on 32 and drive all the way from Muncie to Noblesville on 32 before hitting 37 back down to 69. Well...Muncie is like exit 41...i got back on 69 at exit 5. Needless to say...i was pissed. So it took me 3 hours to get to Indy instead of the usual 2. Not a happy camper was i. So i see Dianna's condo and Bridget and we had a good time this weekend. However...i'm riding in the back seat of the car...not hurting anyone...when this guy walks by us (we're stopped at a light) and he starts staring at us in the car. Now i know we're hot and all...but for shit's sake...be more subtle!! Girls like a little mystery! Well...so i'm kinda lookin' at him like he's a weirdo. Well..then he makes this ridiculous OBSCENE tongue gesture at me!!! I was totally appalled...(and of course laughing my ass off...b/c what i'm i gonna do...jump out of my car and jump his bones on the sidewalk? I mean...honestly!) Well...then he walks off likes he all that and a bag of chips...only to turn around and grab his boob. Hm...i'm not sure what to think about that. But...whatever....maybe he wanted to make sure they were still there. Hehehe. So then i'm driving back from Indy to Fort Wayne...just truckin' along talking to Allen...when all of a sudden my contact JUMPS out of my eye. Okay...maybe it wasn't all of a sudden...it kinda moved...and when i tried to move it back it fell out. But...still...JUMPED out of my eye!! So...i'm driving down the interstate trying to get this contact back in b/c i'm blind as a bat!! Well i can't get it back in...so i just had to give up the ghost and throw it out. But now i'm driving with one contact in. Now...i could have stopped and got my glasses. But then that would require messing up the "flow" of driving...and i was getting terrific gas mileage!!! So...i'm driving with only one contact in. And i didnt' realize how bad my depth perception really was. I mean...i could see fine with the one in b/c i'm right eye dominant and that's the contact that was remaining...but when i would cover up my right eye just to experiment...(hehehe...i get bored in the car sometimes) i couldn't see shit! I mean...i have never been able to drive without corrected vision...so driving sans lens was a new experience to say the least. Well...that was pretty much the end of my drama for the weekend...so hopefully my week will be a little less eventful. :-D

Well today will prolly be a boring post. I don't have anything super exciting to talk about. Last night i made chickenless chicken pot pie. It came out pretty well. :-) I tweaked the recipe a little bit though and added some potatoes...so i think the change did it good. Columbo is doing much better now and is back to his perfectly onrey self. So this weekend should be lots of fun. Tonight i'm gonna enjoy a nice quiet evening alone reading a book. And then tomorrow i'm going to Indy to see Dianna's new condo! How exciting! And then at some point this weekend I have to buy a suit for court. That's pretty much it really. So Joe from work is getting married next week. It's kinda funny b/c he's been moping around all week and claiming that he's "giving up" and getting ready to "tie on the chain". I've never seen someone so happy to get married. lol. what's hilarious is he's so ridiculously happy...but he's being the quintisential guy on being depressed about marriage. I've always found that so amusing. It's seriously like watching Al Bundy from Married With Children only younger and not quite so raunchy.

So i've started reading Catcher in the Rye again. I didn't make it past the first 20 pages last time...so here's to a more successful reading attempt. So pretty much i think that's what i'll be doing tonight. It's been a long time since i've curled up with a book...so i'm pretty excited at the prospect. What i would really like to do is curl up and read a book next to someone who also loves to read. :-D

So...yesterday was kinda the day from hell. One of the first things off the bat that morning i got pissed. So i spent a better part of the day keeping my raging hormones/temper under control. Then...i had a fantastic bright spot in the day. :-) I got to see the stained glass place and someone cheered me up wonderfully! So i thought things were gonna get better. But then when i came home...my dog had gotten sick. He has been a little under the weather for a few days, but nothing major. But last night he wasn't feeling good. So i wasn't able to go to a concert last night b/c i needed to stay home with poor Columbo. He finally started feeling better around 2 AM, and the vet told me to bring him in the morning. When i called in the morning though they said just to keep an eye on him...and that he was prolly fine now. So that's good...and columbo seems to be doing just fine now.

Today was pretty good though! I got assigned a rush case today...and then by that afternoon...i received my first subpoena. So...i may possibly have my first court appearance on Tuesday.

So i was watching 7th Heaven...b/c i don't have any channels anymore....anyway...for such a "holy" family...they sure are messed up. You got guy dating one sister. Stalks her and breaks her heart. Then he gets back together with her and breaks her again. Then he dates another girl and wants to get their dad to marry them b/c she's pregnant. Only she lied about being pregnant, so they break up. But then he decides he wants to date the other sister. What's up with that? Oh...and the lying pregnant girlfriend, yeah she's dating one of the brothers. Whoa...way too jerry springer for me!

So i'm about go to explore a different park in Fort Wayne today. It's mildly chilly...but the weather is pleasant.

Here's some lyrics that i haven't looked at in a while...but love just the same...some jewel for your soul...

I was thinking that I might fly today
Just to disprove all the things you say
It doesn't take a talent to be mean
Your words can crush things that are unseen

So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way.

You always tell me that is impossible
To be respected and be a girl
Why's it gotta be so complicated?
Why you gotta tell me if I'm hated?

So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way.

I was thinking that it might do some good
If we robbed the cynics and took all their food
That way what they believe will have taken place
And we can give it to people who have some faith

So please be careful with me, I'm sensitive
And I'd like to stay that way.

I have this theory that if we're told we're bad
Then that's the only idea we'll ever have
But maybe if we are surrounded in beauty
Someday we will become what we see
'Cause anyone can start a conflict
it's harder yet to disregard it
I'd rather see the world from another angle
We are everyday angels

Be careful with me 'cause I'd like to stay that way

Whoa....so some people are really crazy. Like...i mean really crazy.

I've always wondered what it would be like to function as a member of society, but secretly be a total whack job! I guess there would be certain rules to follow so people wouldn't really discover that you're crazy. Maybe if i get bored at work today i'll try and come up with these rules.

So...i'm sure everyone has experienced this, and i have on several ocassions...but it never ceases to amaze me when it happens. What do you feel when you realize that someone you thought you knew...turns out to be someone totally different? And not necessarily b/c they were pretending to be someone else....you didn't get duped...you just didn't see that side of them. Does that mean that they really are the person you think they are b/c that's how you define them? Or are you just down right wrong? I'm thinking it's the latter. I've recently experienced a shift in my perception of someone i know. It's just bizarre to finally see them for who they really are. Especially when you don't like they person they are nearly as much as you like the person you thought they were. So what do you do in a situation like that? Do you stop talking to them b/c you don't like the person they've been all along? Is that really legal in the grand scheme of friendship? Hmm....such deep questions so early in the morning. Or...not really...

So Jackson is free. It's interesting really...b/c will anyone really believe that he's innocent even though a jury of 12 who are some of the only ones who actually know the "whole" story. I think people sometimes just have a hard time trusting total strangers to make intelligent decisions.

So sadly i don't have any funny stories for today. Nothing really funny happened yesterday. Quirky perhaps...but not funny.

So today's topic of conversation will be on self-righteous people. Now...at times...i have been guilty of being extremely self-righteous. I think everyone at some point in their lives falls victim to the idea that they are correct and anyone who disagrees is clearly inferior. However...what really bothers me about self-righteousness is the idea when someone is stating their opinion in an effort to accuse others of being narrow-minded, hypocritical, and guilty of going with the popular opinion. But really in the end all they accomplish is being exactly like them b/c they can't accept the fact that perhaps their opinion is not the only opinion...or not even the correct opinion. Also...just b/c something is a popular decision, or opinion, does not automatically make it wrong. Some people spend so much of their time trying to "rise against the man", and right the wrongs the popular opinion has caused, and correct the deep injustice that such opinions bring about, that they completely overlook that at somestimes...the popular opinion may be the best thing for the group, organization, school, country, individual, at that time. Don't get so caught up in being unique that you run the risk of becoming closed minded yourself. And just because people don't always agree with you doesn't necessarily mean they are "out to get you" or they are intentionally disagreeing with you because they don't like you. Don't give yourself that much credit. That's just being down right vain. Because...perhaps...the reason they disagree with you is because they clearly thought out an opinion and came to a conclusion that in their mind is rational. (the next portion is at the expense of myself sounding self-righteous, but rest assured, i do not have a high enough opinion of myself to believe that i am correct in this) I myself am a liberal...and i always get pissed with conservatives critize my way of thinking b/c it's immoral, assinine, irrational, or whatever other reasons people can come up with. However, what pisses me off even more is "progressive" people with "open minds" who do exactly the same damn thing. So get off your fucking high horse and realize that you ain't shit in the grand scheme of things. Sometimes, no one is ever truly right, or truly wrong. And sometimes, an opinion is correct, but not for the reasons it's being justified.

On a much lighter note, the most odd thing happened to me today when i went out for lunch. Amanda Martin came for a short visit this afternoon and we decided to go to Long John Silver's for lunch since that's what we always do. :-) So...we pull up to long john silver's next to a car and a dirty man rolls down the passenger side windows and kinda leers at me. And it was one of those creepy, "i'd rape you if it wasn't against the law" kind of leers. And then he yells at me "Suck it!" Now...i didn't say anything to this man, and i certainly avoided looking to him prior to this happening, so this was a premediated action. And what's worse...his skank of a wife was sitting in the drivers seat reaching to their child in the back seat. Ah...God bless America. The only country where breeding stupidity is considered the norm. It almost makes me want to have children just to help offset the poor child in that back seat that doesn't even stand a chance of a normal life as a contributing member to society. Anyone with parents who yell "suck it" out the window to complete and total strangers would be better off adopted. Anyway...how ridiculous is that?? For a moment i thought i was back in the Haute! hehehehe (no offense to hautians out there who read this...and clearly Dianna does not count in this)

Anyway...my busy day yesterday was wonderful, and Mike and I had a fantastic time at Indiana Beach. He's the greatest!!!

Hm...so my computer kinda just totally freaked out. I was in the process of typing and it just all of a sudden shut off. Very interesting. Anyway...this week has been pretty exciting. I've been doing all sorts of neat stuff. On monday i had a "date" with Mike to watch Grey's anatomy and we cooked fajitas (and that's fagitas not fahitas) and it was great. Then...on tuesdays...the WEINER RACES!! They were so fantastic!! It was too bad i couldn't enter columbo. But there was definitely some competition...so we gotta start training soon. :-D Wednesday we had to go to peru and get our blood drawn for clan lab team...and that was definitely an experience to say the least. So yesterday..i killed my first spider without freaking out too much. It was in my bathroom again...but this time it was crawling across the counter instead of in the shower. I can handle that a little bit better i think.

So today i am super excited. I'm going down to Indianapolis for the day and I'm gonna see jackie! I can't wait!!! I haven't seen her since August, and it'll just be fantastic to spend the day with her. Ah i miss my friends from college so much. But at least i get to see them sometimes. Tomorrow will also be fantastic! I'm going to Indiana Beach with Mike and we're gonna have so much time!!! Then i think in the evening i'm going to wedding. :-) So tomorrow will also be a wonderfully busy day. And then, on Sunday, Amanda is coming to see me and we're gonna have a blast! I know what we'll be eating for lunch on Sunday! Long John Silver's here we come!!!! So this weekend is just going to be so fantastic! I can't even explain how much i'm looking forward to these next three days!

It's amazing how much inner peace you can finally achieve when you let go of all the things you can't control and just try and live your life. Also...you'd be amazed how much easier it is to stop trying to hide behind a wall to keep people out. Because in reality, that wall just keeps you in. So...lately i've been experimenting with trying not to control everything and everyone around me, and being open about who i am to people. I've always been the kind to keep people out b/c i didn't want to get hurt, and only a few people actually could see the person on the other side of the wall. And in most cases...i did end up getting hurt. In fact...the only time i haven't been hurt is when it involved a strictly platonic relationship. But...hurt or no...i'm gonna try the whole no hiding thing. And it seems to be working out for me. :-) It appears that on rare occassion...some people actually like the "softer" side of me, if you will. Ah well...that's my philosophical input for the day. So thanks to Hayley for convincing me to be "relaxed audra" and trying not to control everything around me. It's definitely difficult...b/c i'm such a control freak and anyone who has ever met me can tell that. But...i'm getting better! So anyway...

To all those who read my blog, thank you for reading what i have to write! And have a fantastic day and i hope your weekend is positively wonderful!!!!

So nothing really overly exciting has been going on this weekend...however andy (my former roommate) came up to visit. And my li'l sis Ariane came up sat night to crash here before she drove up to Detroit. So we had a nice dinner and then came home and watched "Meet the Fockers". That's most definitely a very uncomfortable movie to watch in mixed company. However i found it amusing. I still think "Meet the Parents" is better but...i just feel so sorry for Ben Stiller's character. The poor man just can't win no matter what. And i can totally sympathize b/c i've never had much luck with parents either. Something in my personality repels parents' of significant others away.

On sunday i went looking at couches, and i think i may have found one that i want. I need some help though making sure it will fit in my apartment. That's the bad thing about living alone. Sometimes you really just need some help...but there's no one there to help you. One time...i was putting on a skirt and zipped it up and what not. But when i came home and i tried to unzip it, the zipper got stuck. And there i am in my bedroom dancing around like an idiot trying to get this stupid zipper undone. And let's not forget the spider incident.

Germanfest started sunday and lasts all week. I'm super excited. Today is the weiner dog races. Although i was not able to enter Columbo this year...we're gonna go check out the competition...and we'll totally kick weiner ass next year. I can't wait! It's gonna be so fantastic. 48 dogs can race and this is actually the "Nationals" although i've been told it's just some fancy name. But...i wouldn't have just the fastest weiner dog in north east indiana...not the midwest....not even east of the mississippi...i would have the (insert loud booming voice here) FASTEST WEINER DOG IN THE COUNTRY!!!!!! (and the crowd goes wild) This is totally my claim to fame. Because of the race next year i'm gonna quit my job and be a fancy weiner dog trainer. Rich families will hire me to make their dogs fit for the race. :-)

So..i wanted to go to the German concert sunday. But once again...i got some wires crossed...and the concert was not at Headwaters park. I don't know what it is about me and Headwater's park, but that's the 2nd time this weekend i've made that mistake.

Something a little odd happened to me yesterday when i was leaving for work. I had just taken columbo for a short walk and i was going into my building...and this guy walks by and says "Ah...isn't he a cute little shit." Now...while i'm sure he meant that as a compliment...i just found it a little odd that you would use the words cute...and shit in the same sentence. Ah well...what can ya do?!

Well...it's time for me to think about getting ready for work. I've been listening to a lot of jewel lately...so i think i'll put some up just for inspiration.

If i could tell the world just one thing it would be, we're all okay
and not to worry cause worry is wasteful and useless in times like these
i won't be made useless, won't be made idle with dispair
I'll gather myself around my faith, for light the darkness most fears

My hands are small I know, but they're not yours they are my own
but they're not yours they are my own and i am never broken

Poverty stole your golden shoes, it didn't steal your laughter
and heartache came to visit me, but i knew it wasn't ever after
we will fight, not out of spite, but someone must stand up for what's right
for where there's a man who has no voice, there ours shall be singing

My hands are small i know, but they're not yours they are my own
but they're not yours they are my own and i am never broken

so...randomness for the night...

This joke is courtesy of my boss:

So two astronauts, a blonde american and a blonde russian, are arguing over whose (this correction provided to you by Hayley the grammar nazi) space program is better. The Russian says "Well...we were the first in space" and the American comes back with "Well...we were the first ones on the moon" The Russian lists off all their space stations...while the American points out all the global satellites. So this argument goes on for hours...and then finally the blonde american says "well...we are going to be the first ones to land on the sun!!!" And the Russian goes, "you idiot...you'll burn up!" And the blonde american says "Well DUH!! We'll go at NIGHT!!!"

And...a joke from my bestest friend in the world Dianna:

So a brunette, a red head, and a blonde all decide to stow away on a ship. So they sneak down to the hold and hide in some crates. The sailors decide they want to check out the hold before they sail off to make sure there are no stow aways aboard. So the sailor kicks the first crate the brunette is in. The brunette says "meow, meow". He thinks "oh...it's just a cat." So he sailor moves to the next crate and kicks it where the red head is and she says "woof, woof". So he just says "ah...it's just a dog" So he goes to the next crate where the blonde is hiding and he kicks it. At first he doesn't hear anything...and then all of a sudden from inside the box he hears "potato, potato, potato."

So...on a little bit more of a serious note...i have come to a realization about relationships. So...the question of the evening is...what defines a relationship? I've often been told that you can't have a relationship unless you are physically near. Without the physical side...there is no relationship. However...i would have to disagree with that. With my friend Jackie...we are even closer now than we were in college. But i haven't seen her since august. And i won't see her again until august. But every friday night...i know that i can call her...and we'll talk for 3 hours and drink a beer...and for three hours...it will feel like she is sitting next to me. That's what a real relationship is. A real relationship is feeling close to someone when you aren't close at all. Real relationships are very difficult to maintain...and that's why people often lose touch when they move away. But i don't think the real relationship begins until you've spent some time apart.

So...today...i totally overslept. My alarm clock is super fancy...and you can set it where it will only go off on the weekdays...or only on the weekends. Well i had set my clock to go off for church on sunday...but i forgot to change it back to weekdays. So...i slept until 7:00 this morning (i start work at 7:30) instead of 6:00. Whoops. And i was only 10 minutes late. :-D Go me!

So i wore my new shoes to work today...i felt glamorous all day! How fantastic is that. Oh...and to top things off...the weather has been terrific today. In fact i'm about to go out and rollick in the grass with my dog. We love going to the dog park. Except when we meet marines who say things like "competicious". I actually haven't been there for a long time...the weather has been pretty crappy. Once again i'm convinced that my mood is a direct reflection of the weather. When it's winter...my attitude is always overcast and dreary. In the spring (when it's rainy and not nice) i cry a lot. And then finally...when the weather looks up for the summer and the fall even i smile a lot more...and for the most part things don't get me down. It's a damn good thing the weather is great this week.

I have been requested to put this story up b/c a lot of people find it amusing...so...here goes the tale of "burgers on the grill"

So one day when i was at my grocery store job (before i came to work here in IN) i was scanning my groceries minding my own business. Behind me were two girls who worked with me (17 and 18 were their ages) and they were talking about god knows what. All of a sudden i hear one girl go "Yeah...and i almost got in a fight with her because she tried to take a hamburger offa my greyull." (that's written phonetically for effect) Well...i'm very confused and the only thing i can think of is if someone tried to take a hamburger off MY grill...i would be more than happy to oblige b/c obviously they are hungry! Well...after listening for a little bit i concluded that they were actually talking about someone trying to steal her boyfriend! And then...to make matters worse...the other girl said "yeah...sometimes you just gotta cutta bitch" Who says that?? Well...naturally...i do now. And any future boyfriend i have will have to suffer through being called my hamburger. Hehehe.

Oh...i am so excited! Next weekend i'm going to be mike's "date" to his company picnic! It's going to be so much fun! And we're going to Indiana Beach. Now...forgive me for what i'm about to say. But...Indiana doesn't have a beach. It's a land locked State. Trust me...i know these things. I've seen a real beach...and i'm just not sure about this whole thing. I mean...Indiana Beach? That's like saying a Florida Blizzard. It's a total oxymoron!

Well...that's all i got for today (i actually started this post last night so i may add more to this after work or something)