So, i've been getting yelled at b/c i haven't updated my blog. So i'm posting a story so people will leave me alone ;-) So, last week i went home and I was driving through some random place in tennessee on my way back. As i'm driving, i see a sign that says "Dude looks like a lady". Now, I'm thinking, why in the heck are there Aerosmith lyrics posted on a billboard, so i assume it's just some advertisement for a radio station or something. As i get closer, there is a picture of a fat man from his neck to his mid thighs. His stomach was really huge and he was wearing tighty-whities. Scary! Then, underneath this horrific picture, it says "Lose the Boobs. Go Vegetarian!" I almost died! I almost had to pull off the side of the road so that i could laugh. Also while i was home, I went horseback riding. Well, my mom was on this BEAST of a horse named Belle. The horse's shoulder came up to my poor mom's shoulder. When she was sitting on the horse she was half a foot taller than i was when i was on my horse. Normally my mom is 4 inches shorter than me. And my horse was as onry as possible. His name was Sailor and he was a beautiful creature, but he insisted on running me into every single tree he could find! I had to show him who was boss a few times, and by the end of the ride we had come to an understanding. That's all the stories i have for right now, but hopefully i'll have some more soon!
Monday, April 12, 2004
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