Ah, it's 9:30 on a Sunday morning, and i'm awake. Why?? Because i have 200 crows cawing at my window. I thought birds were supposed to fly south for the winter! So WHY are they outside my window? In case they didn't notice it has been in the single digits or below this entire week! Why don't they be smart (like i should have been) and go somewhere warm?! On that note, this weather is ridiculous! I sit in my room with my space heater full blast and the thermostat up to 72, and i'm still freezing! Well, enough of my ranting, time for a short not very interesting story. So last night a whole bunch of people went karaoking. I LOVE karaoke! So anyway, up in the front of the bar there is a table of about 7 guys, all of them three sheets to the wind and still drinking. It must have been a bachelor party or somethingy, they were definitely too old to be celebrating someone's 21st, but that's how they were celebrating. So anyway, so jackie, spring, stephanie and I go up and sing Kokomo. It was cool, but then on the way back a woman stops Jackie. "Hey don't you remember me? I filled out your tickets for you a while back?!" Well Jackie promptly replies, "Oh, you must mean Audra!" and grabs me and pulls me to this woman's table. Oh we remember her alright! Even though it WAS my 21st when this happened, i remember her. She asked me to sing a Melissa Etheridge song, and I was feeling jovial so why not? Well, then i get the info to watch out b/c this woman is a swinger! So she was reminiscing about the last time she saw me, and i got the hell out of dodge super fast! Well then, i go up to sing later, and that drunk group of guys i talked about earlier, well one of them decided he wanted to dance with me. Now, flash back to earlier in the night. They had already sampled some of their dance moves, and their personal favorite seemed to bring the sprinkler. I kid you not! So, he comes up to me (while i'm singing) and looks like he's going to dance with me. Well, i'm just praying that he won't b/c i think i'd pee myself laughing! Well, instead he walks over to Jackie and Steph who were standing close by. He asks them if i would mind if he danced with me. Well, let me tell you, without those girls i don't know what i would have done. They promptly informed him that my boyfriend is the jealous type and probably wouldn't like it. Oh and by the way my boyfriend (Scott Herber) is walking by right now so watch out because Scott is evil. Needless to say the drunk guy asked if he could take him, and they told him that i was the one he really needed to worry about. I'm fiesty you know. Hehehe. So now i have two boyfriends. Anyway, the guy didn't try to dance with me anymore, but as he was walking back to his seat, he still had some crazy dance move going on, and jackie yells "WHITE BOY SHUFFLE!" Well, i lost it and had to laugh for a moment. I don't know if anyone else in the bar heard it, but they knew i was laughing at him b/c they all started laughing too. So that's the story for my bar adventures last night. Ah, karaoke at rafters, what could be finer?